“We’re rock stars who do Pepsi Cola commercials.”
“Gnorr. Suck Satan’s cock. Put that big scaly pecker down your gullet. Drink that black worm jizzum. Drink it! Fill your little bellies.”
And, whatever you do, don’t worry your daft little head about the trade unionists in Coke’s franchised Columbian bottling plants, who were intimidated or killed by paramilitaries for daring to proclaim their “right to be free“.
Billboard courtesy of Dr. D.