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That apology in full

To recap: We’re sorry we got caught.  We’re sorry the newspapers are full of mindless tedium about what we chose to spend your money on, instead of the usual rehearsed platitudes and rewritten press releases.  We hope we can draw … Continue reading

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News review

In other news this week, the Labour Party continued its efforts to ensure that the Conservatives win the next three General Elections.  A Party spokesman was quoted as saying: “whatever you do, for fuck’s sake don’t vote for us” As … Continue reading

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Doom, doom, doom

What’s on my mind today: – The general shitness of everything; – The complete rubbishness of responses to this shitness; – The hopelessness of believing in any kind of change to the situation. Or, in other words, fucked, fucked, fucked, … Continue reading

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Riot of my own

There were riots in Northern Ireland earlier this month.  As the news showed pictures of balaclava-wearing youths with petrol bombs in their hands, I thought ‘how old fashioned’ – as if this kind of thing had died out a long … Continue reading

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Bastards

You can look back to the thirties and forties and think how much easier it was then, when the bad guys wore the hooked cross so lusted over by the toffs and the good guys were the ones who were … Continue reading

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